Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Today's Horror Senryu #2

Cock fountain-

The crimson flows

This tastes like chicken


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My Top Ten Favorite Songs

1. Transmission-Joy Division


2. Part of Me-Tool


3. She's in Parties- Bauhaus


4. Deicide- Once Upon The Cross


5. Necrophagist- Epitaph


6. Riders on the Storm- The Doors


7. The Crystal Ship- The Doors


8. Reminicing-The Little River Band


9. Right Down the Line- Gerry Rafferty


10. Phucked up Freak- Velvet Acid Christ


As always, this is a short list of favs.


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Today's horror senryu

Maggot colony-
Looks like Tommy
Lost his head

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Today's Horror Senryu

Box holds the key-

Ecstasy within chains

Ripping flesh


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New Ebook

Hey everyone, I decided to self-publish another poetry ebook. This book contains my horror senryu, which I present in my blog. The name of the book is, "Bathe in Excrement: Horror Senryu," on sale for $2 at B&N.com. Pick up a copy if you like my poetry and want to access it easier. Also, you can always refer others to the book and my other books on the same site. Just type in Paulo Guimaraes in the search box and you will get to the right spot. Thanks everyone and enjoy your day or night!!!!


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Monday, May 28, 2012

Today's horror senryu #2

Lonely man-

The graveyard has

So many choices


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Today's horror senryu

Bathe my body-

Urine freshness

On rotting flesh


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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Today's Horror Senryu #4

Drugged princess-

Feel no more

Flesh will feed


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Today's Horror Senryu #3

Hang him high-

Bleed out like

A fucking pig


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Today's horror senryu #2

Dead bloated baby-

Press hi-speed

On the blender


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Today'a horror senryu

Warm entrails-

Blanket my flesh

With your pain


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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Today's Horror Senryu

Eviscerated abdomen-

Nice warm spot

For a Fuck


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Friday, May 25, 2012

My Top Ten Favorite Cartoon Characters

1. Roger-American Dad


2. Bender-Futurama


3. Homer Simpson-The Simpsons


4. Dan Halen-Squidbillies


5.Master Shake-Aqua Teen Hunger Force


6. Fred Flintstone-The Flintstones


7. Capt. Murphy- Sealab 2021


8. Eric Cartman-South Park


9. Mort Goldman-Family Guy


10.  Khan- King of the Hill


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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Today's Horror Senryu #5

Chainsaw kisses-

Face falls off

Nice and easy


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Today's Horror Senryu #4

To drink toxic waste-

Vomiting blood

On your bed


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Today's Horror Senryu #3

Slicing off flesh-

One body part

At a time


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Today's Horror Senryu #2

Peeing blood-

Maybe its the

Knife in your bladder


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Today's Horror Senryu

Bowel obstruction-

Hand blender

Will fix the problem


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Rant about existence

So what is out there, as we look out into the grand void known as, the Universe. The planets watch is on Mother Earth, seeing the growth and so-called evolutionary advances in society. And not just the planets of our known galaxy, but those beyond our understanding. The two-legged creature called Man, what use, what true evolutionary triumphs have we made. Technology yes, but we seem to really lack in truth and the betterment of the self. The illusion is that help has been given in the form of skills, training, psychological insight, financial gains, all bullshit. Mankind still believes in overpopulation, constant building of eyesores, more and more vehicles to prevent mobility and strength, and inventions that will cause the termination of employment. Mankind has turned into roaches, feeding off the foul, but yummy processed foods, preserving our bodies for the fallout. Soon, destruction will come, either by us or naturally, and all may be eliminated. If by chance, humans are not totally extinct, may the new world be better. Perhaps it is time to go back, not foward for answers. But this is far from the minds of those in control. We are the mindless rats left in the maze of confusion, maybe the exit will display itself. The answer may be found in our final act.


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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

MyTop Ten favorite Movie lines #2

1. "I have to pee, out of my ass!" -Grandma's boy (My favorite line,lol)

2. “Heeeeere’s Johnny!”
- THE SHINING

3. “The numbers all go to 11!”
- THIS IS SPINAL TAP

4. “Surely, you can’t be serious.” – “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
- AIRPLANE!

5. “You talkin’ to me?”
- TAXI DRIVER

6. “I must break you.”
- ROCKY IV

7. “Resistance is futile.”
- STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT

8. “I see dead people.”
- THE SIXTH SENSE

9. “Never give up, never surrender!”
- GALAXY QUEST

10. “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”
- THE GODFATHER PART III

Monday, May 21, 2012

My Top Ten favorite movie Lines (only a short list)

1. "They're heeeeere!-Poltergeist

2. "Say hello to my little friend!" -Scarface

3. "Khaaaaaan!"- Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan

4. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
- THEY LIVE

5. “Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay!”
- THE WARRIORS

6. “Yipee kayaye, motherfucker!”
- DIE HARD

7. “Machete don’t text.”
- MACHETE

8. “INCONCEIVABLE!!!”
- THE PRINCESS BRIDE

9. “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
- THE GODFATHER

10. “Soylent Green is people!”
- SOYLENT GREEN

Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Hidden in Plain Sight

The mass hidden

Within the chamber

Tower of capture


Speak the words

Truth is possible

With open hearts


That which is

Known

Withers


Resemble the past

Future changes

The shape


The cup remains

Unique and

Forgiving


Build an

Awakening


Return may be near


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Today's Haiku

Endless desert-

Snake crawls

Across the truth


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Sunday, May 13, 2012

The Gods are Tired

Giants sought

Glitter for survival

The planet fades


Harsh the work

Finding

Manipulating

Release the energy


No more

Till no longer

Another must come


Enki brings forth

The answer

Man


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Today's Haiku

From the planet-

Sparrow emerges

Into the world


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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Nefilim Descend

Barren rock

On love brought

Forth


Within the

Age of emptiness

They came


Chariot blazing

From 12th planet

To test the

Waters of new


The frost waits

Upon which the

House was built


Work stands tall

The order to

Engaged


Hold strong the

Meeting of

The twelve


For here lies

The vein of

Creation


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Sunday, May 6, 2012

My top ten favorite Books (My 400th post)

1. On the Road

2. Naked Lunch

3. The 12th Planet

4. The Doors of Perception

5.Brave New World

6. World War Z

7. The Age of Reason

8. The Vampire Lestat

9. Catcher in the Rye

10. 1984


This will be my 400th post, Yayyyyy! Lol

My top ten favorite sick and bizarre movies

1. Riki Oh: The Story of Riki


2. Taxidermia


3. Freaks


4. A Serbian Film


5. Vaca de Noces (aka the pig fucking movie) my spelling may be off


6. Salo: the 120 days of Sodomy


7. The Suicide Club


8. The Human Centipede 2


9. Feed


10. Blood Sucking Freaks


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My top ten favorite cartoons

1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force


2. Cowboy Bebop


3. Squidbillies


4. Metalocalypse


5. Voltron (Lions, of course,lol)


6. Battle of the Planets (aka G Force)


7. American Dad


8.Family Guy


9. The Oblongs


10. Sealab 2021


I love so much more, but wanted to give a short list, enjoy online if you can find it, or download!


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Saturday, May 5, 2012

My Top Ten favorite British Comedies

1. Father Ted


2. Are You Being Served?


3. The Vicar of Dibley


4. Absolutely Fabulous


5. My Hero


6. Allo' Allo'


7. Black Books


8. The Brittis Empire


9. Red Dwarf


10. The Benny Hill Show


I love all of these shows, not really in order of preference. If you haven't seen any of them, look for them on YouTube or purchase online!


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Today' senryu

Stopping a

Fight gets my

Heart going!

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